There are funny Muslims out there! The following are just some of the tweets from the recent #MuslimRage trend.
Yousif El Helw
The waiter didn’t tell me the meat i was eating was pork; I was so angry I dropped my glass of wine.
My camel doesn’t want to wear seat belt.
Being born in the Chinese year of the pig.
After a long night at the bar, when there’s only pork in your one-night-stand’s fridge
Lowering your gaze and bumping into a lamppost.
Doing wudu in a public bathroom and someone walks in just in time to see your foot in the sink.
On a plane and people mishearing me when I say I am a *tourist*.
Ramadan in Iceland when days are 23 hours long.
There’s no prayer room in this nightclub!
Can’t remember if it’s the 3rd rakat or 4th.
“What do you mean you don’t serve chocolate milk at this pub?!”
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
A puppy licked me, NOW I HAVE TO MAKE WUDU AGAIN AND BURN MY CLOTHES.
#muslimrage against the machine
Not knowing how many cheek kisses are due
♕ The 47th ♕
The 72 virgins turn out to be all males
Shawarma with no garlic sauce?
I asked for coffee, he gave me a decaf. I threw it in his face.
Just swore at my laptop because a window froze.
District Line sucks
Things is getting supra-colonial up in here.
Lost your kid Jihad at the airport. Can’t yell for him.
Someone compliments you, BUT FORGETS TO SAY MASHALLAH.
When a “female assist” is called before I even walk through the metal detector.
Not only did I trip and fall, but I didn’t even land facing the Qiblah!
The Dark Knight Rises came out in Ramadan
Finding out something you’ve loved eating all your life has geletine in it
When I wear a white hijab to a TV interview with a white backdrop.
B i l a l
When someone makes a stupid film which looks like an 8 year old made it and idiots violently over react and make us look bad
So you’re telling me that in this entire sporting goods store you don’t have a single ski turban?
Sara Jo سارة
When you forget to put your cell on silent and your class of 500 hear a loud & alarming ALLAAAAHHU AKBAR ALLAAAAHHH…
My mom not letting us wear a shirt from the brand name Bossini (say it in arabic and you will figure it out)
Just add nighttime & glow sticks. It goes from
#MuslimRage to #MuslimRave
H.S. Abell Jefrry
Cannot say hi to Jack inside a plane.
The light’s show red. You desperately want to cross the street. But you’re in Germany and a hijabi. So you smile and stay still.
Want to write a book called “Men are from Mecca, Women are from Medina”
Too much pork in Angry Birds.
I’m having such a good hair day. No one even knows.
My magic carpet ran out of gas again..
Walk into mini pool in the bathroom after someone makes wudu.
When the athan goes off in a meeting and a colleague refers to it as music
Getting asked if I’m hungry after saying no for the gazillionth time.
Praying and your phone goes off with an embarrassing “Call Me Maybe” ringtone
Jason Sohiel Asgari
There’s more hair on my chest than on my head
Day dreaming in prayer
Tanning in this Burkini is giving me the worst tan lines
Counting down the longest 8 hrs til vacation time
Kevin Conroy wasn’t in The Dark Knight Rises and Arkham City was too short!
Peter N. Milligan
Too many bacon themed Christmas gift ideas this year.
Why the hell does Panera not have their pumpkin spice lattes yet?
When Kabab prices rise (what is the world coming to?).
When someone asks “what’s your name?” and you Say “Ahmed” and they hear it “I’m Ed”. Grrrrrr
1200ET When people misspell your name “Kahn” — even after you’ve spelled it for them.
#MuslimRage + #WrathOfKhan
When the most active member of the peanut gallery is a lorry seller and throws nuts and bolts.
pork flavoured jack3d on sale
Booking that incredibly cheap flight on the internet to Mecca and ending up in Mecca, Indiana
Ayman Hossam Fadel
#muslimrage Why aren’t there more recycling bins around? You mean I gotta carry this thing around?
The Brown Brumby
After thoroughly enjoying the tasty Pizza, your friends tells you…Oops! I think that was the one with bacon on it.
Eman Hassaballa Aly
Mother calling you to the bazaar to “show you something”, really to be seen by someone.
Drinking beer with your secret boyfriend in your room.
Sara Alam Khan
Wow – this is true form of rage aka
#muslimrage *photu* http://pic.twitter.com/sckOhpbY
When your smelling the last meal of the person praying next to you
No more toilet paper
Acne on my faaaace!
The brother in front of you stepping on your head as we get up from Sujood
1230ET It’s 2012 and I still don’t have a jetpack or flying car.
Je m’appelle libin♥
Realising you’re wearing odd socks during salah
I said… NO BACON!!
What do you mean by we stopped giving 72virgins 1000 years ago? Goddamit!!
they’re out of red pepper hummus again!
Stuck in a traffic jam on a sightseeing bus on holiday in
#Istanbul #CityWindowsTours #muslimrage
What do you mean there is no more Olive Oil?
Can’t change the audio channel and hear issam chawalli on al jazeera sport comment a football game
Just got out of a music store with no Slipknot, God Smack, or Korn but plenty of Shakira
I ordered hummus not Hamas!
When everyone in history class turns to you once 9/11 is brought up.
Indian customer service guy with horrible accent introduces himself as Jeff
When my double suede chestnut colored boots get scuffed up at the masjid
Jummah announcements while I’m trying to pray sunnah
I told my shrink I was feeling suicidal and he reported me to the FBI
Driving to work, my Prius ran out of gas on the freeway and no cell signal
Have to wear scrubs to lab but I came to school in jeans!
happy hours and my glass of diet coke.
what do u mean u ran out of ice cream??!
No one can appreciate my matching bra and panties